Well RED, it's been fun. You've been loyal and faithful to our family for the last 5 years. You've worked hard...and for that we are grateful. You've toasted a good Eggo or two in your many years. You are a sentimental peice. You were the toaster we registered for! You were "the one." You are family...
But sadly, as our family grew, the time for more than two Eggos at a time has arrived. We are sad to see you go; but you just aren't producing things as quickly as they are needed in your old age.
So with that being said, meet your replacement...
Hello LOVE...it looks like the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Goodbye old friend, you will be missed.
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you're a goof!
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